Seminar essay

Rain is not watering

On annual precipitation, summer drought, and the myth that living in a rainforest exempts you from a hose.

North Bend’s annual rainfall totals look impressive on paper—often in the ballpark of five feet of water a year depending on the station and the year. That number is a trap. It piles up in winter when your lavender is begging for dryness and your raised beds are considering a career as wetlands. It goes missing when fruit swells and hop bines sprint.

A light June mist that wets leaves and tickles the mulch is not a root-zone event. Plants drink from soil pores around roots. If the top inch is damp and six inches down is dust, you have cosplay moisture. Check with a finger, trowel, or probe. Believe the soil, not the vibe of the sky.

Operational doctrine

Full schedules live in the watering system page and each crop guide. The short version: western Washington gardeners are amphibious—defending against drowning half the year and drought the other. Master both, or enjoy the educational corpses.

Exam takeaway

“But it rains so much” is not a irrigation strategy. It’s small talk. Small talk doesn’t grow Galaxy hops.

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